<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1176622188278832387</id><updated>2011-06-05T09:03:23.934-07:00</updated><title type='text'>When Grandma Attacks</title><subtitle type='html'>Grandma is Fun!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontfeedus.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1176622188278832387/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontfeedus.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Dont Feed The Artist</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04230761746600361693</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1176622188278832387.post-369600265676208894</id><published>2008-07-30T13:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-30T13:04:09.551-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gettin Down With Janet Jackson</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Maz2x3Hx2d8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Maz2x3Hx2d8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;All content on this site is based on the little voices inside my head. None of it is true.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1176622188278832387-369600265676208894?l=dontfeedus.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontfeedus.blogspot.com/feeds/369600265676208894/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1176622188278832387&amp;postID=369600265676208894' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1176622188278832387/posts/default/369600265676208894'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1176622188278832387/posts/default/369600265676208894'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontfeedus.blogspot.com/2008/07/gettin-down-with-janet-jackson.html' title='Gettin Down With Janet Jackson'/><author><name>Dont Feed The Artist</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04230761746600361693</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1176622188278832387.post-1271504833857470737</id><published>2008-07-30T13:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-30T13:03:19.671-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Grandma Josephine - The Pizza Slinger</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lI3Pg7g7OHs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lI3Pg7g7OHs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;All content on this site is based on the little voices inside my head. None of it is true.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1176622188278832387-1271504833857470737?l=dontfeedus.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontfeedus.blogspot.com/feeds/1271504833857470737/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1176622188278832387&amp;postID=1271504833857470737' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1176622188278832387/posts/default/1271504833857470737'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1176622188278832387/posts/default/1271504833857470737'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontfeedus.blogspot.com/2008/07/grandma-josephine-pizza-slinger.html' title='Grandma Josephine - The Pizza Slinger'/><author><name>Dont Feed The Artist</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04230761746600361693</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1176622188278832387.post-2461726446956244027</id><published>2008-07-30T13:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-30T13:02:05.158-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Im'a Holler in the Church!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z7n15QTxNK0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z7n15QTxNK0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;All content on this site is based on the little voices inside my head. None of it is true.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1176622188278832387-2461726446956244027?l=dontfeedus.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontfeedus.blogspot.com/feeds/2461726446956244027/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1176622188278832387&amp;postID=2461726446956244027' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1176622188278832387/posts/default/2461726446956244027'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1176622188278832387/posts/default/2461726446956244027'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontfeedus.blogspot.com/2008/07/ima-holler-in-church.html' title='Im&apos;a Holler in the Church!'/><author><name>Dont Feed The Artist</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04230761746600361693</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1176622188278832387.post-1091637690446543848</id><published>2008-07-30T13:00:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-30T13:00:50.823-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hillary Clinton Stalks Grandma!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zdYt9DPorsg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zdYt9DPorsg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;All content on this site is based on the little voices inside my head. None of it is true.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1176622188278832387-1091637690446543848?l=dontfeedus.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontfeedus.blogspot.com/feeds/1091637690446543848/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1176622188278832387&amp;postID=1091637690446543848' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1176622188278832387/posts/default/1091637690446543848'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1176622188278832387/posts/default/1091637690446543848'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontfeedus.blogspot.com/2008/07/hillary-clinton-stalks-grandma.html' title='Hillary Clinton Stalks Grandma!'/><author><name>Dont Feed The Artist</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04230761746600361693</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1176622188278832387.post-1172363321782491421</id><published>2008-07-30T12:59:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-30T12:59:59.451-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Yankee's And Red Sox conspiracy</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7a4Ca-GgO-g&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7a4Ca-GgO-g&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;All content on this site is based on the little voices inside my head. None of it is true.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1176622188278832387-1172363321782491421?l=dontfeedus.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontfeedus.blogspot.com/feeds/1172363321782491421/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1176622188278832387&amp;postID=1172363321782491421' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1176622188278832387/posts/default/1172363321782491421'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1176622188278832387/posts/default/1172363321782491421'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontfeedus.blogspot.com/2008/07/yankee.html' title='Yankee&apos;s And Red Sox conspiracy'/><author><name>Dont Feed The Artist</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04230761746600361693</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1176622188278832387.post-47769039751247219</id><published>2008-07-30T12:58:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-30T12:58:46.553-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Wheres my whiskey!?</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xFaGAhXzCSI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xFaGAhXzCSI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;All content on this site is based on the little voices inside my head. None of it is true.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1176622188278832387-47769039751247219?l=dontfeedus.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontfeedus.blogspot.com/feeds/47769039751247219/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1176622188278832387&amp;postID=47769039751247219' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1176622188278832387/posts/default/47769039751247219'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1176622188278832387/posts/default/47769039751247219'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontfeedus.blogspot.com/2008/07/wheres-my-whiskey.html' title='Wheres my whiskey!?'/><author><name>Dont Feed The Artist</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04230761746600361693</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1176622188278832387.post-5197461675707780914</id><published>2008-07-30T12:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-30T12:56:24.608-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Grandma Josephine goes to Chili's!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3PlLEMOwhCQ/SJDHYAtj_fI/AAAAAAAAAHA/HM3lx2ikypY/s1600-h/whiskey7.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3PlLEMOwhCQ/SJDHYAtj_fI/AAAAAAAAAHA/HM3lx2ikypY/s320/whiskey7.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228898382699036146" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3PlLEMOwhCQ/SJDHS-KOQWI/AAAAAAAAAG4/HjpQAZF_eSA/s1600-h/whiskey4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3PlLEMOwhCQ/SJDHS-KOQWI/AAAAAAAAAG4/HjpQAZF_eSA/s320/whiskey4.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228898296114594146" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3PlLEMOwhCQ/SJDHL5LabKI/AAAAAAAAAGw/OfXhW7lxbwE/s1600-h/whiskey2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3PlLEMOwhCQ/SJDHL5LabKI/AAAAAAAAAGw/OfXhW7lxbwE/s320/whiskey2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228898174518324386" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3PlLEMOwhCQ/SJDHHUvMzuI/AAAAAAAAAGo/dvEvV7cr3ps/s1600-h/whiskey1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3PlLEMOwhCQ/SJDHHUvMzuI/AAAAAAAAAGo/dvEvV7cr3ps/s320/whiskey1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228898096016838370" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3PlLEMOwhCQ/SJDHA6EOrII/AAAAAAAAAGg/VV9k8KABXz0/s1600-h/whiskey.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3PlLEMOwhCQ/SJDHA6EOrII/AAAAAAAAAGg/VV9k8KABXz0/s320/whiskey.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228897985778068610" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Forget the baby back ribs.... Grandma likes Whiskey!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;All content on this site is based on the little voices inside my head. None of it is true.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1176622188278832387-5197461675707780914?l=dontfeedus.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontfeedus.blogspot.com/feeds/5197461675707780914/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1176622188278832387&amp;postID=5197461675707780914' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1176622188278832387/posts/default/5197461675707780914'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1176622188278832387/posts/default/5197461675707780914'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontfeedus.blogspot.com/2008/07/grandma-josephine-goes-to-chilis.html' title='Grandma Josephine goes to Chili&apos;s!'/><author><name>Dont Feed The Artist</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04230761746600361693</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3PlLEMOwhCQ/SJDHYAtj_fI/AAAAAAAAAHA/HM3lx2ikypY/s72-c/whiskey7.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
